[while wandering around Helens house] Man, Helen, you got a groove machine? And a hot tub? Man, this place must've cost you like, a billion dollars.
Yeah, how do you afford all this?
Is that some of your business?
How do you afford it?
Well, I'll tell you, Drake. I still get money from Happy Times.
Happy Times, wasn't that like a TV show back in the 70s?
That's the one.
Whoa, you played the little sister on Happy Times?
Yes, I was little Georgia.
Awesome.
So cool.
Well you know, I don't like to brag about it you know. You want to watch an episode? (They both say yes) The tapes on top of the VCR and Josh you help me get to the sofa.
Alright.
[Drake turns on the TV while Josh and Helen sit on the sofa]
Just put it on auxiliary 1 and press play.
Auxiliary 1 and play.
[a clip from Happy Times play when Helen appears on the show as Georgia]
Hey Georgia! Come throw the football with me!
You throw that football in this house, mama's gonna beat you like a cheap drum.
[voiceover] That's me!
Here catch! [throws the football and breaks the flower vase]
Mark, you go to your room right now!
Yes ma'am! [leaves and gets grounded by their mom]
And Georgia, you get some paper towels and help me clean this mess up.
That is not my job!
That is not my job!
Yeah, that was my catchphrase!
That is not my job!
You don't do it right!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Drake & Josh quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Drake & Josh pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.