“Alright. Uh, Tori.” – Drake, Drake & Josh ... TV Quotes Database

[Josh pretends to be Tori while Drake plays himself]

Alright. Uh, Tori.

[in a very girly voice] What is it, Drake?

Okay, I can't do this if he's gonna talk like that.

I'm being a girl.

What girl has a mustache other than your grandmother?

[angrily] THAT TEARS IT!

[stops the fight] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Alright, just do this.

Tori?

[Josh hums as Tori]

Now take her hands.

Now, I-I really like you I- [Josh hums again] But-but I think we have to break up! [Josh begins to cry] See! I can't handle it!

Just keep going you can handle it.

Look I-I just think I should date other people and you should too!

[in a very girly voice] Well, I guess I understand.

Uh, just one more thing.

[whining] Yes?

SHAVE OFF THE MUSTACHE!

[angrily] OUT! [he makes Drake leave]

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