[Drake and Josh both sneak into the restrant that Walter and Peggy are at to tell her to leave their father alone]
What's up?
Hi.
Hello? Did I order 2 teenagers?
No, actually uh, Walter is our dad.
Oh, oh, this is awkward. Um, see I-I really don't think Walter wants you to know what's going on just yet.
Yeah, well, we do know what's going on, we're not to happy about it.
Really? Wow, I thought 2 teenager boys would find it exciting.
Well, we don't so maybe you wouldn't mind you know backing off.
[chuckles] I don't think so.
Why not?
Because I want your dad.
Yeah, we know that but-
Granted, I was considering a few other men and 1 woman but there's something about your father that feels right.
Well, how nice for you.
You know, he's married.
I know. I think this can be great for your mother, too. Look, when I see someone I want, I go after him.
Yeah? When we see someone we don't like, we do this. [dumps pasta on Peggy's head]
And sometimes, we even do this. [shoves a cake in Peggy's face, as Walter returns]
Drake! Josh! What have you done?
Walter.... If this is how you raise your children to behave! Then, I have no interest in pursuing you any further!
Yes!
Wait, please-
Goodbye, Walter! [spits at him and angrily storms away]
[Drake and Josh are trumphant as Walter angrily stares at them when he found those them as they we're sneaking in his business]
We know you're mad.
But we had to do it.
Alright, we couldn't let that skunk-bag steal you away from mom.
Yeah, and ruin our whole family!
But don't worry.
We won't tell mom about this whole "episode".
[satisfied] We got your back! [they pat him]
You think, I was dating that woman?
Well, uh...
Yeah.
Boys, that "skunk-bag" just happens to be the senior producer of Good Morning Today, and she was talking to me about being the weatherman, on the #1 [angrily] NATIONAL MORNING SHOW IN AMERICA!!!
Well, that's different.
Yeah, we're gonna go.
Bye. [try to leave, but Walter stops them]
No, you're not! You're gonna do something else.
Right.
No problem.
Now?
Uh-huh.
[for costing Walter his job, Drake and Josh are forced to dump food all over themselves as the episode ends]
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