Oh, Josh. Don't you ever learn that I can outsmart you anytime I want?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Say fort.
Fort.
Say fort 3 times.
Fort, fort, fort.
Spell it twice.
F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Say it 2 more times.
Fort, fort.
Now, what do you eat soup with?
With a fork! Ha!
Really? Because I eat my soup with a spoon.
Yeah, cause if you eat soup with a fork, all the liquid would just fall down from the-
[screaming] I KNOW!
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