Josh, Drake and others in “Unfinished Business”

Josh

[looks up from a book] Have you ever been really good friends with someone you never even met before?

Drake

[looks up from a magazine] Have you ever been really thirsty, just didn't feel like getting up?

Josh

See, for over a year now, I've been e-mailing this girl from a foreign country. [telephone starts ringing] 1 sec. [picks up phone] Hello?

Drake

[on the phone in a bad accent] Yeah, this is Lieutenant Peterson with the San Diego Police Department.

Josh

[skeptical and aware it's actually Drake] Oh is it?

Drake

[still using the bad accent] Yeah, you're gonna need to get a can of soda upstairs to your brother, a code 3.

Josh

[getting annoyed with Drake] Code this! [blows whistle into the phone receiver loudly as he and Drake hangs the phone up] Anyway, back to my e-pal, Yooka. It's kinda weird to be friends with someone you've never met or even talked to on the phone, but I— [telephone rings again and gets angry revealing that it's Walter on the phone thinking it's Drake] If you call me one more time, I will take an entire bottle of maple syrup and pour it all over your underwear drawer, so for the next 90 days you could walk around with sticky butt!

Walter

[confused] Josh, it's your father.

Josh

Nice try, you big doof! [hangs up the phone] Man! If he's so thirsty, why can't he go downstairs, go in the kitchen and get himself— [looks and sees Drake sitting on the couch with a soda and realizes his mistake] Oh, jeez.