[comes up to Drake] Drake Parker.
Hey, Helen. Looking prettier than ever.
Oh, you beast. Did you offer him some free candy?
No. You said we weren't allowed-
Stop aggravating me and give this cute boy some free candy.
Thank you. [Josh hands the candy to him] So, what's been up, Helen?
Oh, there is something big happening here this weekend.
What?
Sorry, I can't tell you. You know, it's top-secret hush-hush business. Got to keep it on the down low. We are having a real Hollywood premiere. Right here in this theater!
A Hollywood premiere?
For what movie?
I told you it was a secret! It's for that new Ashley Blake movie.
Ashley Blake? I love that girl. She's gonna be here?
Uh-huh. For the premiere. And for a big photo shoot tomorrow afternoon.
Cool.
Cool? This is amazing. I can't believe I'm going to meet a real movie star! Pinch me!
I'm not pinching any part of you.
Helen, can I please help out with the Premiere? Please?
I don't care.
Awesome.
But listen. This is the biggest thing to happen to me in my life since I played putt-putt with Dionne Warwick! So if you mess this up, I will thump you like a melon. You follow me?
Yes, ma'am. Like a melon.
[leaves] Bye, Drake.
I get to meet Ashley Blake. How cool is that? [grabs gumballs out of the jar and puts it in his mouth]
[shows up and confronts Josh] And no free candy!
Yeah.
[Josh spits out the gumballs out of his mouth and puts it back in the jar much to his disgust]
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