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S1 E15

Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Megan, Josh and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Josh is in the kitchen making brownies for the football team]

Hey, Josh.

What's up, Megs?

Ooh, making brownies? Can I lick the spoon?

Uh-uh! There will be no spoon licking in my kitchen!

You know what, Josh, I have dreams and sometimes in those dreams things happen to you.

[after Megan leaves, Josh decides to take a break from baking his brownies as he turns around, he places the baking bowl on the counter, licks the spoon that has his baking, and puts it in the sink]

[comes in the kitchen] What are you doing?

Making brownies for the football team.

Oh, that's cool, Josh. [sarcastically] Maybe afterwards, you can knit them some pretty sweaters. [walks over to Josh]

[Megan pops her head up from the living room and hears Drake and Josh talk to each other as she pulls the flowers out of the flower vase]

[voiceover] Not just any brownies. You know how mom makes the double chocolate ones?

[voiceover] Yeah?

Well, I multiplied the recipe by 3. That's triple the double chocolate.

[Megan begins putting flower dirt on Josh's brownies from the flower vase and mixes the brownie mix and the flower dirt together to prank Josh's football team as she hears Drake and Josh talking to each other]

[voiceover] Does it triple the double uncoolness.

[voiceover] Well, I think we know someone who's not getting one right out of the oven.

[Megan walks away after putting flower dirt in Josh's baking bowl]

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