[Josh arrives at his and Drake's room after getting beat up from football tryouts]
You look terrible.
Thanks.
And you have 5 new e-mails. [leaves Drake and Josh's room]
Wait, how does she know how many e-mails?
Forget about that. What happened to you?
Football happened to me. First, I got tackled, then I got trampled, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle!
Alright, so you didn't make the team. We'll just find another way to make you cool.
Oh, I made the team.
You did?
Yeah! Check it out!
No way, that's so cool.
Yeah, it is. My brother, you are looking at Belleview High's football team brand-new... [holds up a jersey] E-quipment manager! [pause] E-quipment manager!
Josh, being the equipment manager isn't cool.
But I'm on the team.
No, you work for the team, which is uncool!
Well, if I'm so uncool, explain WHY I HAVE THIS! [puts his bag of dirty laundry on the table]
A bag of dirty laundry?
The dirty laundry of football players!
Oh Josh, at this point I think you're better off going back to your magic tricks.
No way, the team needs me. I have lots of responsibilities. I mean who do you think takes care of the costumes?
Uniforms, Josh. Uniforms.
Whatever, I think being equipment manager is cool. I get to be on the team and nobody snaps on my ankles! [picks up his dirty bag of laundry] Excuse me, I have costumes to wash. [his laundry bag opens by itself] Oh, that's ripe. [walks away]
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