“Uh, Drake? Did you just sell those little...” – Helen, Drake & Josh ... TV Quotes Database

[after Drake sold movie tickets to Megan and her friends]

[appears] Uh, Drake? [Drake walks up to Helen] Did you just sell those little girls tickets to a PG-13 movie?

Busted.

Uh, yes I did Helen and- And I'll tell you why.

Why?

Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. Those four kids? They're Norwegian.

What?!

It means they're from Norway!

Thank you. Now, as I'm sure you know, Norway is on the metric system.

Of course.

So to a Norwegian, PG-13 is actually PG-9.

Yeah, I know. Metrics.

So I didn't want to start an international incident.

Smart. Heads up move. I like your style, Drake. In fact, how would you like to be promoted to assistant manager?

Huh?

Alright.

Good. Just pick up your gold vest in my office. [leaves]

Assistant manager. Hey, this means I'm your boss. [walks up to Josh]

[yells] EVIL!

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