[walks up to Josh] Hey, do you work for me?
No.
Where did you get that vest?
Oh, uh, well, my cup holder was a little wobbly, so I told this guy who then called me a punkhole and then he kind of quit.
You made Crazy Steve quit?
You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?
Had to. Long story. Not pretty. I've been trying to fire him for 2 months, but he's just so-
Crazy?
Mm-hmm. Let me, ask you something. Do you have a job?
No.
Are you, alright in the head?
I think so.
Congratulations. You're hired.
What?!
Get to work! [walks away]
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