[comes in his and Josh's room] Where's the guitar?
See ya. [walks out of Drake and Josh's room]
Josh?
I uh, I uh, I put it away.
Why?
You wanna leave it out and let it get all dusty and gross. Have you heard of mildew?
So where'd you put the guitar?
Uh, in the case. In the guitar case. Why you hassling me?
Who's hassling you? [he walks up to his guitar case and finds it locked by Josh] It's locked.
Yes, some people care about safety.
Just calm down and give me the key?
WHAT FOR?!
FOR TO OPEN THE LOCK! Why are you acting all freakish?
Uh. Uh, dude, I lost the key bro. [snaps his finger]
YOU LOST the key?
Uh. Don't worry. Alright. I'll get you a new one. I-I have a locksmith.
You have a locksmith?
Yes. I-I have a lot of locks that, you know, need smithing.
And you're sure you don't know where the original key is?
[mumbles] Uh, that key, yeah, that key's all gone.
[from outside] Look, mommy! A key on the sidewalk!
[yelling out the window] KEEP IT DOWN, WOULD YA?! THERE'S PEOPLE SLEEPING IN HERE!! [closes the window and stares at Drake with his arms crossed]
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