[while looking for the remote] Boys, where's the remote?
Uh, I-I don't know. I-I-I-I think it's lost. Why-why don't you read a book?
I already took algebra.
What-what-what are you doing?
You know, you can walk over to the TV and turn it on by hand.
That's crazy talk. What is this? The old west? Yeehaw! No.
Is there something on TV you don't want me to see?
No, I just..
[turns on the TV but seems to be dead] It's not working.
Well I'm thinkin' I don't.
[suspicious] Josh!
[whines] It was a pillow! A pillow! I threw it and it hit the soda and the root beer with the spilling on the TV and then.. pboom!
Look, Josh. I don't care about the pillow. I don't care about the TV.
You don't?
No, I care that you lied to me. I'm really disappointed in you.
I'm sorry.
You should be.
So, am I "grounded" for breaking the TV?
No.
[relieved] Oh!
You're grounded for lying to me.
[beat] Oh.
And you're gonna have to do a lot of extra work around this house. [walks away]
[walks over to the TV] I drink root beer, you don't see me exploding!
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