Drake, Josh. Your dinner is on the table.
[from upstairs] Kay.
[from upstairs] Thanks.
[Megan pours hot sauce on Drake and Josh's dinner and drinks to prank Drake and Josh, then Drake and Josh head downstairs to the living room as they start having dinner]
No way!
Look, what's the whole reason you do your Miss. Nancy advice columns, huh?
To help people with their problems, and or issues.
So, if I buy Tiffany some flowers, write her a couple of poems, and cook her a nice, romantic dinner, that would solve her problem, won't it?
Wait? You know how to cook?
Nope, but I hear you do.
No, no, no sir. I'm not cooking dinner for Tiffany.
I know who Miss Nancy is! I know who Miss Nancy is! [Josh makes him hush]
Ok, alright! I'll cook the dinner. Aah! You hand licker!
Come on, let's eat.
[Drake and Josh sit down and ate a piece of spaghetti filled with hot sauce, as they both got pranked by Megan, making them scream and quickly drink hot sauce to refresh themselves, but they scream again while Josh panics to drink water from vase and Drake panics to drink water from fish tank as the fish tank breaks]
THE HOSE!
WHAT HOSE?
THE HOSE!
WHAT HOSE?
The window!
[Drake and Josh both fall through the window while Josh squirts hose to himself, then Drake and Josh drink hose water as Megan shuts and locks the window on Drake and Josh]
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