I found another dot!
OrdI don't see anything we can count.
I do. Stinky-dink bugs! ( muffled ) You write the number this time, because I gotta hold my nose.
Ord( muffled ) Okay, Max.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Phew!
A character in Dragon Tales
Played by Ty Olsson
Dragon Tales · 155 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Dragon Tales: in 36 of its 155 quotes
Most scenes with: Max (21), Zak (21), Wheezie (18)
I found another dot!
OrdI don't see anything we can count.
I do. Stinky-dink bugs! ( muffled ) You write the number this time, because I gotta hold my nose.
Ord( muffled ) Okay, Max.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Phew!
[After Wheezie blamed Cassie and said it was Cassie who broke her trumpet and after Emmy's lie got her --Cassie-- and Zak in trouble.]
[crying --and to Emmy] THANKS A LOT, EMMY!
[Cassie cries. That is, after Emmy's lie got her --Cassie-- in trouble when Wheezie pinned the blame on her. Then, Cassie says...!]
[in between tears] NOW WHEEZIE IS NOT SPEAKING TO ME EVER AGAIN, AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
[Cassie says that thanks to Emmy, Wheezie is not going to speak to her again. And she didn't do anything. After Cassie accuses Emmy --for making Wheezie blame her-- she resumes crying. When Emmy --so she would not get in trouble with Wheezie for breaking her trumpet-- did not tell Wheezie, who had blamed both Zak and Cassie. So Emmy knew her lie had gotten both Zak and Cassie in such trouble.]
We have to tell Quetzal.
Max? Wait!
[panting] Emmy's in BIG trouble, because she wouldn't tell.
Wouldn't tell what, Em?
Uh, a story. I mean, I needed to ask you a question, Quetzal, and I, uh... I have to tell you a story to do it.
I see. I think.
Well! Uh... There's this little mouse with ribbon in her hair.
Sí.
And she accidentally broke something that belonged to a two-headed turtle.
Sí, go on.
And, well, the Little Mouse didn't know how to tell the Two-Headed Turtle what she did. What should she have done, Quetzal?
Well! If I were that Little Mouse with a red ribbon on my hair, I would have stood up straight, taken a deep breath, and told Wheezie that I broke her trumpet.
Huh? How did you know?!
I didn't tell him.
It's not important how I knew. What is important is what you are going to do about it.
I guess if a friend broke something of mine, I'd want them to tell me.
OrdTell you what? [He and the others come by.]
That she broke it.
Who broke it?
The Little Mouse.
Broke what?
Your trumpet.
A little mouse broke my trumpet?
[chuckles]
OK, I'm just going to do it. [draws deep breath] I broke your trumpet, Wheezie! I thought you'd be mad at me so I hid it. Then, I tried to fix it, but that only made it worse, so I asked Cassie to tell you, and, well, that didn't help either.
You should've just told me, Emmy, and then I wouldn't have made Zak or Cassie feel bad. [to Zak and Cassie] Sorry.
That's OK, Wheezie.
I know I should say I'm sorry. I bet no one wants to be my friend any more...
Of course we do.
You do?! [Cassie nodded] [to Wheezie] How about you, Wheezie?
I'm pretty glad you told me, Emmy. Of course we're still friends. [She and Emmy hug each other.]
OrdWe'll just have to play our song another time.
Maybe not, Ord. [He sprinkled some of his magic on the trumpet, which gets fixed.]
My trumpet! You've fixed it, for real!
Thank you, Quetzal.
You're the greatest!
It's almost show time.
OrdCome on!
They're coming!
OrdThe turtle dragons?
No, the waves!
OrdThat's weird. You wouldn't think they'd only send her backpack. [holds up Emmy's backpack]
Huh? How come Emmy's backpack is here?
And Emmy isn't?
Where'd you find that, Ord?
OrdRight beside these flowers.
Careful, Ord, those are shrinking violets. When they bloom, they shrink anything they touch!
Ord[pulling his finger away] Oh!
Hey, what's this? [picks up the shrunken kickball] I found a marble that looks like a dragon ball.
Say, that looks just like Emmy's kickball. It must've shrunk. [gasps] What if Max and Emmy touched the Shrinking Violets?
Well, then they'd shrink down to teeny, tiny... Oh, No! They shrunk!
I want to ride the roller coaster dragon so bad I can taste it!
OrdReally? What does it taste like?
Ha ha ha! It's just an expression, Ord!
OrdOh. What's an expression taste like?
LOOOOOOOVE IT! What's that?
It's my dad's video camera. I'm taping you right now!
Ooh! I just love being in videos, they're so... [makes faces at the camera and laughs]
[scolding hers] Wheezie! We you're making us look silly! [approaching the camera] HI, MOM! HI DAD! IT'S ME, ZAK! ["Mom" is mistakenly heard as "Bob"]
[When suddenly Ord appears worried covering Zak and Wheezie and looking for Cheddar, his mouse]
OrdHey! Did you two see Cheddar?
[pushing it] Who cares about cheese, Ord? You're interrumpting my scene! [he and Wheezie make funny faces at the camera]
OrdI'm not talking about cheese... I'm looking from my dragon mouse, Cheddar. He ran into that knucker hole.
So that's who scared Zak.
He zipped right under out feet! Nearly tripped me.
OrdCheddar!
No... It's tuna fish.
[laugh] No, no, no, Cheddar's the name of the mouse!
He's Ord pet, but he run away.
[Cheddar runs away with Quetzal's sandwich and Emmy records the scene]
More cheese!
OrdI like olives!
No jalapeños, please.
OrdLook out!
Watch out!
OrdWhoa!
MAX, YOU JUST GREW AGAIN!
OrdYOU'RE AS BIG AS MUNGUS THE GIANT, AND THAT'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG!
Better put these away, Wheezie, I don’t want to accidentally...
[Max grabs the bats but ends up crushing them to pieces]
...break them.
[very annoyed] HEY! BIG GUY!
[also annoyed] NICE GOING, MAX...!
STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIT...! I just hate when you guys, especially over this... what do you call it.
Yeah! Plus all this noise is giving me a headache!
I think I how to settle this.
Okay...
OrdHow, Emmy?
We'll play "eeny, meeny, miny, moe".
OrdWhat's that? It sounds scary!
[laugh] Don't worry, Ord, it won't be scary, I'll see a rhyme and with each word i'll point to one of you and then the other. Whoever I'm pointing to when the rhyme ends, gets to take the piece home first.
Well, okay...
OrdI guess so...
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a dragon by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
[Max tries to put himself in Ord's place]
[angry] MAX!
OrdHOORAY, I'M WIN!
Fine...
OrdI'm going to show my mummy right away.
So that's why Cyrus took your detective kit, Emmy...
OrdTo help him find the girls eggs!
Of course! My magnifying glass would help them spot the tiny little holes where the eggs are hidden.
We have to find Cyrus.
OrdWe have to stop him!
We have to save of itty-bitty eggs!
[listen to Cyrus] There he is...!
[The gang runs to catch it]
Come on, my dear little eggies... I know you're around here somewhere... Ah-ha! [dig in the sand] My treasure... Eggs, eggs and more eggs...!
[The gang finally catches him]
Oh, oh...
That's MY detective kit, Cyrus...
You're right, sorry, I never should have taken it without asking you... Here. [he gives her back the detective kit and starts taking the eggs]
Those aren't your eggs either, Cyrus!
But... but-but-but...!
[in chorus] CYRUS!
Oh, alright. [puts the eggs down] Can't I have just one itty-bitty egg...?
[in chorus] NO!
JUM! Fool... [leaves feeling angry and muttering to himself under his breath]
OrdMax! Emmy! Know any jokes? [hugging them]
Why?
[Ord tickles Emmy and Max and they both laugh]
OrdBecause the giggle flowers are in bloom!
I looooove giggle flowers, they're so... giggly! [laugh]
They'll laugh at anybody's jokes, even mine.
Wanna pick some?
Definitely.
If I had giggle flowers seeds, I'd plant them all over the place.
OrdThat wouldn't work, giggle flowers only grow in hard to find places, because they're shy.
I know how to find them...
How?
I'll show you. Who has a knock-knock joke?
Hum... Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beat, beat!
[Wheezie laugh, listening the laughing flowers and Zak covers her snout]
I think are you one! [laugh]
How could you be sure what you're talking all the time? Shhhhhhhhhh!
[They both go over to look inside the bush, they open it and find a stinkydink.]
[in chorus] A STINKYDINK!
Ord[hugging to Zak and Wheezie] Oh, thank goodness we found you...!
OH, ORD! YOU'RE SQUISHING! LITTLE LESS GLAD WOULD BE GOOD! OH, NOW! OOH! OW!
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