Zak quotes from Dragon Tales

Zak

You heard, Wheezie! We aren't here! Oops! I mean, Wheezie and I aren't...! Oh! Oh, I give up.

Wheezie

Awwwwwwww... I had them fooled until you put our foot in your mouth...

Zak

Our song is called "El Coqui", the frog!

I taught them that song en español and english.

Wheezie

♪ My Coqui, little frog, how I love you... ♪

Zak

♪ For your song is be comfort and peace... ♪

Wheezie

♪ Every night I can go to sleep happy... ♪

Zak

♪ When I hear lullabies from Coqui. ♪

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪

Zak

OH! OW! OH!

Wheezie

♪ Coqui, Coqui, Coqui... ♪

I didn't teach you this part.

Zak

[jumping] OOH! AHH!

Wheezie

[jumping] AAH! OOOH!

Zak

Can you feel that? Uhh. Itchy! Ah!

Cassie

I think we'd better try something else. Hmmmmm... Maybe we could cover up the bald spots.

With what?

Wheezie

Why didn't I ever think of wearing all my fancy clothes at the same time before?

Zak

Because we look like someone dumped a laundry basketover our heads... This almost looks worse than shedding.

No! You look like rock stars really. Play!

Zak

♪ My Coqui, little frog, how I love you... ♪

Wheezie

♪ For your song is be comfort and peace... ♪

Zak

[concerned] ♪ A belt has come loose and it's slipping... ♪

Wheezie

♪ Well, grab it before it falls off. ♪

Zak

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪ Oh! ♪ Coqui, qui, qui... ♪ YOW!

Wheezie

♪ Coqui, Coqui... ♪

Zak

WOW!

Zak

WHOA!

Wheezie

[laugh] Oh, sorry. I can't help it!

Zak

That is a b-a-d haircut.

Wheezie

[annoyed] WELL, DON'T TAKE ALL DAY!

Zak

Okay, okay, here goes nothing...!

Zak

Oh, Wheezie, it's all my fault! I guess I wasn't holding the music tight enough.

Wheezie

It was an accident, Zak. It's okay. I know that there'll be other shows next year.

Zak

Can't you play a different song? You know hundreds.

Wheezie

I didn't bring any other music.

Zak

Well, if you're not gonna perform, then I'm not gonna perform.

Wheezie

Don't say that! You worked hard on your juggle gym, and I want you to show it off.

Zak

[smiling] Really?

Wheezie

[also smiling] Yeah!

Wheezie

Zak, look, our dragon badge!

Zak

Ha, it's glowing!

Wheezie

We must have really learned to...

Zak

...work together!

Wheezie

Aw, Zaky!

All right, Zak and Wheezie...

You can open your eyes now...

Wheezie

Ooh! I love surprises, they're so... SURPRISING...!

Zak

What is it?

It's my dragon links building kit. I played with it when I was a little dragon.

We know how hard it is to play outside when Polly is tuning her weather machine. So we thought they would have fun playing with it now.

Wheezie

Looooove it! Let's make a sculpture, a work of art!

Wheezie

Who wants to go swimming?

Swimming? But... I've never seen a dragon links building kit before.

Wheezie

Ohhhhh... [stroking his head] Who wants to be cooped up on a beautiful day like today, right, Zak?

Zak

Huh?... Oh... All right! Let's play while the sun... i-i-is out!

Emmy

So... Wheezie, what's your mom and dad's dragon links building kit look like?

Wheezie

Well, it got lots of pieces you put together to make... [Zak covers his snout]

Zak

Nothing.

Wheezie

[while Zak gets angry] What? Oh! Yeah, nothing. Hey! LOOK, IT'S... A SNOWSTORM...!

Wheezie

HOLD IT STEADY, ZAK...!

Zak

I'M TRYING! But it's too heavy to hold up all by myself. [the pieces fall to the floor] We could use Ord's muscles.

Wheezie

[smile] What if we asked Ord to help us?

Zak

Okay, but only Ord. Everybody else can only see it when we're done.

Hey! Zak is acting like Wheezie!

Ord

And Wheezie is acting like Zak.

We are? WE ARE!

Wheezie

OOOOOH!

Zak

AHHHHHHHHH!

Cassie

Maybe Quetzal will know why this is hapenning.

Wheezie

Let's get's over with.

Zak

Oh, oh, oh!... Wait!... I want to hold it.

Wheezie

It doesn't matter who holds it.

Zak

[annoyed] You held it last time!

Zak

Now we can make a wish to flip-flop back. HOOOOORAY...! [he flies away with Wheezie, they do two somersaults and fall to the ground]

Wheezie

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...

Emmy

Wheezie, are you okay?

You're that funny color that Zak turns when you do somersaults.

Wheezie

Oh, gee, Zak, is this how you feel when I make us do somersaults?

Zak

If you mean all dizzy-wizzy in your head and icky-sicky in our stomach, yes...

Wheezie

Oh, I'm sorry, Zaky, I didn't know it made you feel so bad.

Wheezie

There's no one else here! This is hopeless. Zaaak... We already looked in the dailing flowers...

Zak

See what I made?

Wheezie

Why are you acting so silly when we have something important to do?

Zak

Ooh... Can't we have fun at the same time...?

Ord

Usually Zak is the one who gets upset because Wheezie acting silly...

Zak

Wheezie, when you act silly sometimes, aren't you just trying to make the job fun?

Wheezie

Huh, just like you're doing now.

Zak

OHHHHHHH! [laugh]

Wheezie

Woo-hoo! I feel the tickle-lickle, that beautiful statue must have granted our wish...

Quetzal

So, Zak, how do you feel being back to your old self?

Zak

LOOOOOOOVE IT!

Zak

Hey, I can be silly too...