Zak quotes from Dragon Tales

Zak

Please don't tell me we're really in the stomach of a giant Dragonocerous!

Honey, you're really in the stomach of a giant Dragonocerous.

Zak

I told you not to tell me that!

My Daddy once read me a story where a bear who got stuck in a hole. 'Cause he too much honey.

Zak

Really? How did he get out?

He stayed there until he got thin again, then he popped out!

Emmy

MAX, YOU JUST GREW AGAIN!

Ord

YOU'RE AS BIG AS MUNGUS THE GIANT, AND THAT'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG!

Better put these away, Wheezie, I don’t want to accidentally...

...break them.

Wheezie

[very annoyed] HEY! BIG GUY!

Zak

[also annoyed] NICE GOING, MAX...!

Wheezie

STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIT...! I just hate when you guys, especially over this... what do you call it.

Zak

Yeah! Plus all this noise is giving me a headache!

Emmy

I think I how to settle this.

Okay...

Ord

How, Emmy?

Emmy

We'll play "eeny, meeny, miny, moe".

Ord

What's that? It sounds scary!

Emmy

[laugh] Don't worry, Ord, it won't be scary, I'll see a rhyme and with each word i'll point to one of you and then the other. Whoever I'm pointing to when the rhyme ends, gets to take the piece home first.

Well, okay...

Ord

I guess so...

Emmy

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a dragon by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Emmy

[angry] MAX!

Ord

HOORAY, I'M WIN!

Fine...

Ord

I'm going to show my mummy right away.

Cassie

Uh-oh. Which way?

[distant] Emmy. Where are you, Emmy?

Zak

Where are you?

Cassie.

Ord

Max! Emmy! Know any jokes? [hugging them]

Why?

Ord

Because the giggle flowers are in bloom!

Wheezie

I looooove giggle flowers, they're so... giggly! [laugh]

Cassie

They'll laugh at anybody's jokes, even mine.

Zak

Wanna pick some?

Emmy

Definitely.

If I had giggle flowers seeds, I'd plant them all over the place.

Ord

That wouldn't work, giggle flowers only grow in hard to find places, because they're shy.

Wheezie

I know how to find them...

Emmy

How?

Wheezie

I'll show you. Who has a knock-knock joke?

Hum... Knock, knock...

Wheezie

Who's there?

Cargo.

Wheezie

Cargo who?

Cargo beat, beat!

Wheezie

I think are you one! [laugh]

Zak

How could you be sure what you're talking all the time? Shhhhhhhhhh!

[in chorus] A STINKYDINK!

Zak

GROSS! STICKY YUCKY SPIDER THREADS!

Wheezie

YOU MADE ME RUN INTO A SPIDER WEB!

Zak

ME?! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOKING WHERE WE WERE GOING!

Wheezie

OUR BADGES! [worried] They're gone. Oh, Zak... If we don't stop arguing our badges just won't shine and we'll never get them back.

Zak

You're right.

Wheezie

On a count of three, both of us will grab the top of the spider web and pull it! Ready? One, two...

Zak

Wait! Wait. Is it "one, two, hold on three" or "one, two, three", pull!

Wheezie

No, Zak... It's "one, two, three, then pull." Okay? Here we go.

Wheezie

One, two, three, pull!

Ord

[hugging to Zak and Wheezie] Oh, thank goodness we found you...!

OH, ORD! YOU'RE SQUISHING! LITTLE LESS GLAD WOULD BE GOOD! OH, NOW! OOH! OW!

Wheezie

IT'S A MUSIC BOX! LOOOOOOOVE IT!

Zak

Well, I don't love it that music's making me dance, and I can't stop!

Wheezie

But dancing's fun, Zaky, and look at you go you're dancing up a storm. LOOOOOOOVE IT!

Zak

Uh... It maybe fun for you, Wheezie, but I don't want to dance. Where are we going?

Wheezie

It's me...

Zak

Arrrghhhh... But we're supposed to guard the other boxes!

Wheezie

Oh, all right, I'll close the box now... Zak, it won't close!

Zak

Uh... Let my try. [try to close the box] I can't close it either and if we don't we'll keep dancing.

Wheezie

Come on, little boxy, please, close...

Zak

Oh, great, now what?

Zak

Maybe Quetzal could help us.

Wheezie

QUETZAL, HEEEEEEEEEELP!

Wheezie

BUT WE'RE TOO FAR AWAY HE CAN'T HEAR US!

Zak

WAVE HARDER, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

Wheezie

Oh, no! What do we do?

Zak

PANIC! CAUSE WE'RE DOOMED TO DANCE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFES!!!!!!!! WHEEZIE, I'M REALLY TIRED OF THE SONG!

Wheezie

Did tell the truth... [sighing] I'm tired of dancing too...

Zak

Do you hear what I hear?

Wheezie

The music seems to be stopping, let's try to close the box again... WE DID IT!

Zak

Now leave those boxes alone, Wheezie, every time you open one, we get in big trouble!

Wheezie

No more peaking, Zak, i promise...

Hello, everyone, my hat and I are back it last!

Wheezie

I DID IT! THE WHOLE TIME WE WHERE PLAYING I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE STRIPY BOX ONCE!

Zak

Here you go, Greta, your boxes.

Thank you for watching them...

Wheezie

Hmmmmmmm... Well... Actually... I couldn't wait and I opened two of them.

YOU DID?! But you shouldn't have opened them without my permission.

Wheezie

I know, and I'm sorry. I'm trying to learn how to wait.

Well... I know how hard it is to wait. But sometimes, waiting for a surprise makes it even more fun when you finally see what it is.

Wheezie

May I open the box now, please?

Yes, you may.

Wheezie

Any special rules?

Nope, go right ahead...

But there's another secret to this little box, pull your streamer when I say these special words: "Gravity Green!"

Cassie

It was so much fun!

Thanks, Greta.

Zak

See, if you went ahead and opened the box, we wouldn't have known the special words, and we would have missed the merry-go ride.

Wheezie

I'm so glad I was finally able to wait.

Cassie

Wheezie, your badge!

Wheezie

Oh, boy! Look, Zaky, look!

Zak

That good going, Wheezie!

Wheezie

Ooooooh, I just loooove making a new friend... Hello! I'm Wheezie, and this is my brother, Zak!

Ah... Ohhhhh... Hello, I'm... YOU HAVE TWO HEADS!

Zak

Yeah. Hers does most to the talking, mine does most to the thinking! [laugh]

Wheezie

Oh, Zaky... Ooh, I almost forgot! Quetzal sent us to find you, he need us for something veeeery important...

Quetzal?

Cassie

He's our teacher at the school in the sky, Enrique...

Come on! You'll really like him...

Zak

You can ride in us, Enrique...

Ride on a dragon's back?

Of course.

Okay, I've read in horses this can't be that much more difficult. [rides Zak and Wheezie]

Zak

Hang on tight, Enrique!

Okay... You're not gonna run too fast are you?

Zak

Who said anything about running?

Wheezie

You're gonna fly!

Where are we now?

Ord

Don't know, Enrique... Some kind of garden...

Cassie

And it's full of knucker holes.

Zak

Mystery solved. The knuckle holes disappear, some kind of magic brought him here.

Emmy

But who did the magic?

That would be me... [comes down from the tree using his magic wand] Hi. I'm Quanita, junior wizard, uh... in training.

Wheezie

AM I MAD!

Yeah, cause you shouldn't take what doesn't belong you! That's not right.

Oh, I am so sorry, let me explain.

Zak

Oh... To this oughta be good...

Easy... The head wizard asked me to plant all these speckled trees, but it would take me forever to dig holes for all of them...

Ord

There sure are a lot of them...

So I waved my wand and made a wish for holes to plant them in, and well, these are what appeared. Huh... I am afraid I am not a good wizard.

Zak

Ahhhhh... Anybody can make a mistake, with she makes them constantly.

Wheezie

SURE DO...!

Cassie

Maybe you just need practice, Quanita.

You think?

Emmy

Definitely.

I'll reverse the wish and send all the knuckle holes back.

Zak

Get ready to jump everybody, we're going home with the knuckle holes!

Wait! Before we go, we can help Quanita plant her trees.

Emmy

That's the great idea, Enrique, it's a big job for one little wizard.

Can you make a wish for shovels?

I can try...

You did it!

Wheezie

LET'S GET TICKING!