Lord Aldo! It's a catastrophe! A terrifying, horrible, abominable dragon is in the midst of pillaging the inhabitants, and slaughtering the village! Uh, I mean pillaging the village and slaughtering the inhabitants.
So I hear.
[Gwizdo looks a little stunned]
Eh... you gotta do something, old man! Here's an idea. I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna sandwich you in between two contracts. Ten thousand klurks and we'll turn your dragon into a distant memory. That is an incredible price. Hunters like us usually cost twice this much. Just sign your name here, here and here.
No. We love our money too much.
Huh? Come on. Hector-
[He hastily covers his mouth]
Mh-mh
[He takes his hand away from his mouth]
I mean, the monster's gonna eat your town.
That's too bad.
[shocked] No? You can't say that, it's, it- that's... immoral.
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