[Gwizdo is strapped to a wooden frame covered in maces and axes]
Oh boy... I don't like the looks of this... Whatever you're doin', uh, could you possibly, uh, tell me, uh, what's goin' on here?
The girl didn't want to share her secret with us. So I thought, since you seem to be friends...
Let's not get carried away, we're not that good friends.
[a torturer steps over to Gwizdo]
Heh heh, is this all that necessary?
Give me the Number 2 Dead Man's Doodlewinger.
[the torturer laughs gleefully and walks away]
Zoria, sweetie, you're gonna have to tell him your secret. The little game is over.
But Gwizdo, I already told you, I don't have a secret.
[glaring angrily at Zoria] Well then, figure somethin' out! Invent, imagine, envision a secret!
[the torturer brings out a sinister looking black box with a red insignia on it. The Lord of Kellmoth Island opens the box and laughs sadistically]
Nooo, don't hurt meee!... What in the heck?
[Gwizdo begins to laugh uncontrollably. Pan to reveal the Lord of Kellmoth island tickling the dragon hunter's bare feet with a feather]
No! S-stop! No, no, please stop! I can't take it!
[Lian-Chu and Zoria put their hands to their faces in horror]
So?
Oh, but I already told you!
Bring me the Number Three!
[the torturer brings a large box containing a feather duster]
No!
[the Lord tickles Gwizdo's right foot with the feather duster]
Please, have pity! Not that! I've got a- I've got a- I've got a secret for you!
[the Lord stops tickling]
Here's the score. We're dragon hunters. Actually, we're the best dragon hunters around. And we're gettin' rid of your pigots for ya!
Baloney. The girl gave us the same spiel.
It's-it's-it's not baloney! W-we can prove it by mincing up those nasty beasts! Wait! You got nothin' to lose in this deal!
[the Lord starts tickling Gwizdo's left foot]
Hey! W-we'll even gut the monsters for free!
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