King Kai quotes from Dragon Ball Super

Goku

(As he uses instant transmission to reach King Kai's planet)hey King Kai.

(surprised) Goku what are you doing here.

Goku

(excited)I am here to train.

okay, just don't destroy my planet okay or in your case destroy us.

Oh no the god of destruction has awaken, this is bad.

We better warn of the impending Doom and make sure Goku not find out about the destroyer.

Precisely.

hey Goku be careful where you launch that thing (referring to the Kamehameha)

King Kai, you must make sure that Goku may not know about the destroyer.

The destroyer is awake already. okay I will make sure right away.

you must do what ever it takes.

okay

Goku

(after overhearing King Kai and the Kais' conversation)wow, I wonder who this destroyer guy is.

Listen Goku and listen carefully, Lord Beerus is a counterpart to the Supreme Kais who helps to maintain the universal balance.

[he and Whis land]hello Kai.

Whis

[detecting Goku's presence] there he is.

Beerus

[also detecting Goku's presence]yep that's him alright, hmm excuse me, Goku, why are behind that brick wall.

yeah Goku are you crazy?[hits Goku]

Goku

[after getting hit by King Kai]aaahhu, King Kai why?

come on introduce yourself.

Goku

Hi I'm Goku, is an honour for you to meet me [nervous, also excited]

Beerus

if I bother asking,do you know a Super Saiyan God?

a Super Saiyan God you say, nope never heard of him.

Beerus

ha! I should have known.

Goku

mr Beerus sir I want to spar with you just to test your power please.

beerus

okay Saiyan.

Goku

okay let's go [transforms to Super Saiyan, tries to land a fist but misses]huh?[tries to punch multiple times but fails, transforms to Super Saiyan 2,tries to land 7 blows but got punched back, charges up to Super Saiyan 3 and manages have a 5 minute battle, but Beerus defeats him in two blows (one flick,and a hand to shoulder)]aaaaaahhhhh[lands on the ground, injured]

Goku