Whis quotes from Dragon Ball Super

Whis

Frieza is likely still alive

Whis

(shouting due to excitement) Ooooh! This is so Amazing! Oh! I've waited so long for this!

Whis

Oh, yes I believe I do. Oh! This is so amazing I never knew that the sayan would achieve this form. Lord Beerus. Will you tell them or should I? This is so amazing!

Beerus

hmmm,whis you sure this planet might have dinosaur meat.

Whis

Positive.

hiiya

Whis

hiiyo hiiya

Beerus

What's he saying.

Whis

He doesn't want us to take the meat and I think he is angry.

Beerus

(the Dweller attacks, and Beerus blocks the attack with ease)hmm I thought you be more of a challenge.(the Dweller transforms and attacks again only to be effortlessly defeated by Beerus.) that was interesting I guess.

Whis

So you still want the dinosaur meat.

Beerus

Nar the meat is overrated anyway.(destroys the planet,at that moment he sees a figure on the explosion) the Super Saiyan God.

Beerus

I wonder who could be the Super Saiyan God.

Whis

Are you sure this guy is real and not some kind of fairy tale?

Beerus

of course whis why would you think such a thing?

Whis

Okay who am I to judge.(notices Goku and his achievements)my Lord I found a Saiyan named Goku and he has a streak of defeating lots of powerful villains and warriors like Frieza and Majin Buu.

Beerus

(intrigued) We should pay him a visit.

Whis

As you wish my Lord.(they teleport away)

Whis

[detecting Goku's presence] there he is.

Beerus

[also detecting Goku's presence]yep that's him alright, hmm excuse me, Goku, why are behind that brick wall.

yeah Goku are you crazy?[hits Goku]

Goku

[after getting hit by King Kai]aaahhu, King Kai why?

come on introduce yourself.

Goku

Hi I'm Goku, is an honour for you to meet me [nervous, also excited]

Beerus

if I bother asking,do you know a Super Saiyan God?

a Super Saiyan God you say, nope never heard of him.

Beerus

ha! I should have known.

Goku

mr Beerus sir I want to spar with you just to test your power please.

beerus

okay Saiyan.

Beerus

let's go whis.

Whis

okay me lord.

Vegeta

(to Whis) where's Beerus?

Whis

He's still sleeping back on his planet

Vegeta

I demand that you take me there so that I can show Beerus the true power of the Saiyans

Bulma

(angrily pulls Vegeta aside) I'm planning to bribe Whis with food, which I think is the only surefire way to keep our family safe. After all Goku couldn't beat Beerus so you'd definitely would not stand a chance

Vegeta

take me to Beerus, uh (senses an unknown power coming from Whis) who or what are you?

Whis

I am Beerus' martial arts master

Vegeta

You leave me no choice! I'll just have to cook you my own dish then! Ha! Brace yourself! Vegeta's world-famous gourmet rice omelet.

Bulma

Do you even know how to crack an egg?

Vegeta

SILENCE! You can do this. Fingertips only. (Vegeta tries to break an egg but accidentally slips onto his hand) Careful now... gently... gently like you're holding a child... COME ON! YOU WEAKLING SHELLS! COOPERATE!

Bulma

This might be a good time to go.

Whis

How disappointing. I was actually hpoing he'd actually pull something off.

Vegeta

Wait! Don't leave!

Bulma

Give it up, Vegeta. We both know you've never cooked a rice omelet in your life.

Vegeta

You've got some nerve criticizing my cooking skills, Miss Microwave Dinner! Hold on. Whis, can you tell me everything that Bulma has fed you so far?

Whis

Let's see: tempura, the eel, the food cart, beef stir-fry, a softshell crab soup, and a rather wonderful meal as part of a tea ceremony, why?

Vegeta

[laughing suspiciously] Just as I suspected. Bulma's fed you good dishes, but she's holding back the greatest food of all!

Whis

Well, that's quite a provocative claim.

Vegeta

It's true. I'm talking about a meal she can't go one week without eating!

Bulma

[gasps] Vegeta!

Whis

All right, you have my question. What is this irresistible fare?

Vegeta

Perfection in a cup.

Whis

Hmm. So you're telling me that this is the most delicious meal on your entire planet? I think my mouth is in love! It's wonderful! The texture is so velvety and the broth is superb and the noodles slide down my throat like they've been spun by a galactic silkworm! I never dreamed such food heaven could come in a paper cup! I'm not sure what I should think about this, Bulma. It seems you've been hiding this one from me on purpose!

Bulma

That's my guilty pleasure! No one's supposed to know!

Vegeta

Got him.

Goku

how long it'll take to get back to Earth and save everyone

Whis

an hour

Goku

an hour but everyone would be dead by then

Whis

apologies my lord but I encountered someone unexpected and am afraid your want know whom(Beerus' lookalike arrives)

Beerus

I heard of people getting lost Champa but your taking to new heights

Champa

snoozy Beerus is awake for once,I guess there is such things as miracles

Goku

I did not kill Frieza when I had the chance

Whis

I have the power to redo time but only three minutes into the past.

Vegeta

I wonder who's the mysterious attendant

Whis

this gentleman is the strongest being Beerus ever face,his name is Monaka

Whis

Juri-Juri

Goku

what does that mean?

Whis

it's a bird from my planet

Goku

hey vegeta is the any advice you can give me

Vegeta

do what you can

Whis

when are you going to tell the truth that Monaka was actually just a random alien that you found and said was all powerful and way stronger than Goku and vegeta

Beerus

I don't want to tell them because I want them to continue training and think that there is always someone stronger than them