Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball Super

Bulma

arg,were start the party without them. Its time to have some fun.

Bulma

(after giving vegeta new battle armor) I don't want you to be the laughingstock of the universe.

Bulma

I've decided not to tell Goten & Trunks because of their safety concerns me, and their recklessness would be the death of them, or worse

Bulma

Krillin is all your fault for showing sympathy to Frost

Vegeta

(to himself) I can't believe I have to do this.

Trunks

(excited) This is going to be awesome.

Bulma

I still can't believe your father agreed to join us.

Trunks

This is awesome look the cute Teddy Bear.

Bulma

Do you want one?

Trunks

yeah sure.

Vegeta

I can't believe Goku went to train while I stay here and enjoy some stupid chatter.

Bulma

Something bothering you Vegeta.

Vegeta

Non of your concern women.

Bulma

(angry) AT LEAST YOU COULD BE MORE GENTLE ABOUT IT

Vegeta

(at the beach)(to himself)why am I still doing here when I could just be training right now.

hey that guy needs some cheering from the crowd it looks like he is in a Moody mood.

(chanting)

Vegeta

(the crowd still chanting)(annoyed)EEEENOOOOOGH(flies away)

Bulma

At least he lasted this far.

Trunks

(to Vegeta) Bye Dad I had a wonderful time.

Vegeta

(to Whis) where's Beerus?

Whis

He's still sleeping back on his planet

Vegeta

I demand that you take me there so that I can show Beerus the true power of the Saiyans

Bulma

(angrily pulls Vegeta aside) I'm planning to bribe Whis with food, which I think is the only surefire way to keep our family safe. After all Goku couldn't beat Beerus so you'd definitely would not stand a chance

Vegeta

take me to Beerus, uh (senses an unknown power coming from Whis) who or what are you?

Whis

I am Beerus' martial arts master

Vegeta

You leave me no choice! I'll just have to cook you my own dish then! Ha! Brace yourself! Vegeta's world-famous gourmet rice omelet.

Bulma

Do you even know how to crack an egg?

Vegeta

SILENCE! You can do this. Fingertips only. (Vegeta tries to break an egg but accidentally slips onto his hand) Careful now... gently... gently like you're holding a child... COME ON! YOU WEAKLING SHELLS! COOPERATE!

Bulma

This might be a good time to go.

Whis

How disappointing. I was actually hpoing he'd actually pull something off.

Vegeta

Wait! Don't leave!

Bulma

Give it up, Vegeta. We both know you've never cooked a rice omelet in your life.

Vegeta

You've got some nerve criticizing my cooking skills, Miss Microwave Dinner! Hold on. Whis, can you tell me everything that Bulma has fed you so far?

Whis

Let's see: tempura, the eel, the food cart, beef stir-fry, a softshell crab soup, and a rather wonderful meal as part of a tea ceremony, why?

Vegeta

[laughing suspiciously] Just as I suspected. Bulma's fed you good dishes, but she's holding back the greatest food of all!

Whis

Well, that's quite a provocative claim.

Vegeta

It's true. I'm talking about a meal she can't go one week without eating!

Bulma

[gasps] Vegeta!

Whis

All right, you have my question. What is this irresistible fare?

Vegeta

Perfection in a cup.

Whis

Hmm. So you're telling me that this is the most delicious meal on your entire planet? I think my mouth is in love! It's wonderful! The texture is so velvety and the broth is superb and the noodles slide down my throat like they've been spun by a galactic silkworm! I never dreamed such food heaven could come in a paper cup! I'm not sure what I should think about this, Bulma. It seems you've been hiding this one from me on purpose!

Bulma

That's my guilty pleasure! No one's supposed to know!

Vegeta

Got him.

Goku

can you see hit's movements

Jaco

I cannot

he is using a time stopping technique that stops time for 0.1 of a second, and that's why no one can see his movements

Bulma

why you can't arrest him, because time travel is against the rules according to the time patrol rules?

because we don't want to die

Hey mom your done

yep,after all these years I finally did it,but

But what mom!?

it's enough for a one way trip but trust me you'll be fine

(While Being grabbed by Black)go on without me your our only hope

Mom NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Trust me my son (disintegrates instantly and dies)

Bulma

Trunks charge your power level as high as you can

Trunks

(confused) what's going on Mom

After I prevented the revival of my timeline's Majin Buu,Goku Black appeared and massacred most of humanity with only me and few remaining people fighting him in a losing battle.

Bulma

I deduce that you came here to gather some reinforcements

Whis

Black used a time ring that only supreme Kais process

The machine it's Destroyed

Beerus

aww well good riddance now you can't meddle with time

Bulma

tadaa! I kept the other version of the Time Machine that Cell used to travel back in time, I'm intending to use my future self's journal to repair it.

Whis

ooh what another surprise

Beerus

Just when I think you mortals aren't that bad you sure find ways to surprise and disappoint me, I guess your worst than saiyans (eats his weener)