Well, I think I need something to eat.
Don't answer this, but do you ever think about anything other than food?
Huh...yes, of course I do, but not when I'm this hungry.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(talking to Valese on the phone) You have one of the prettiest faces I've ever seen, a-and that's true... No really, I'm serious! ... What? Why haven't I told you? Because this is the first time since I've known you that you haven't had a boyfriend.
Aha ha ha ha.
Please tell me, why can't he go after a girl who hasn't had any boyfriends? I married my first boyfriend.
Hey Vegeta! What's up? See ya later! I've got a date!
Goten, just a second.
Huh?
Notice anything...different? Huh? (Vegeta wants Goten to notice that he shaved his moustache)
Uh...what do you mean? (Vegeta stares at him, without saying anything) Well, hey, uh, I really gotta boogie! This is one girl you don't wanna keep waiting! (Vegeta grunts and walk to the kitchen)
Well, well, don't you look especially handsome today, hun.
Why, thank you.
Notice anything different about Vegeta today, Chi-Chi?
Huh..Uhhh...
I shaved my moustache, you idiot! (Vegeta walks away)
He thinks it should be front page news.
Voila. One sugar cone. (Goten hands Valese an ice cream cone)
VValese
You're teasing me. No spoon?
Uh, it's a cone. You don't need a spoon, silly.
VValese
Oh, I've never eaten ice cream like this. Doesn't it make your fingers real sticky?
Heh heh. You're kidding right? You don't use fingers.
VValese
Oh well, how do you eat it then?
(Goten licks his ice cream cone) Well, you just keep licking it, like this. (to himself) She's so innocent. And sweet.
What...no...you mean...I'm your disciple? (Hercule nods) What!? Since when? Look...
This guy's nuts. He's blown up half o' downtown. You can take care of him, can't you Goten? Pretty please.
Listen. First of all, you didn't teach me, my dad did. Secondly, I'm busy right now. I'm on a big date.
Spread the word. The champ is alive and well and still watching over his city. And let it be known, there is still plenty of mega left in my megaton punch!
(to Chi-Chi) Goten is an adult now. Maybe you should let him be one.
(in Goten's body) Vegeta. Tell me where Vegeta is. (Chi-Chi smacks Baby in the face, sending him sprawling) So, the mother is a fighter too. (to himself)
How dare you walk in here and act like that!? You show some respect! Do you hear me?
(to himself) What an overwhelming personality. She may be physically weaker than the others, but in Goten's mind, she is more important than anything. Perhaps her powers are hidden deep inside her.
Are you listening!? You answer me when I'm talking to you!?
(to himself) Perhaps it is best for me to abide by the constance of this planet until I find Vegeta.
What's wrong? Did your date not go off as well as you wanted it to? (in Goten's body, Baby punches Gohan in the stomach) Ah! What did you do that for?
Well, you're the one who walked in and started making fun of me! Can't you take it?
I can take it. Even though you're acting like a baby.
Shut up!
My mother can overreact some, which is why I didn't say anything earlier. So what have you done with my brother?
(in Goten's body) You Saiyans are perceptive little snots, aren't you?
You're a parasite. You've lived off my friend's bodies long enough. Show yourself!
(in Gohan's body) The Namekian Piccolo. One of the most brilliant fighters in the galaxy. I would say you're the perfect candidate on which I can try out my new skills. What do you say?
Fine!
BBulla
(while Vegeta is driving) Even though this is the first time you've been shopping with me in a while, we made quite a haul!
Don't you mean you made quite a haul and I ended up paying for everything?
BBulla
Yeah, but that's what dads are for.
You're just like your mother.
BBulla
(Bulla sees the shaving apparel in Vegeta's pocket) So you decided to take my advice and shave! Good! (another car comes from the side)
T1Teenager 1
(to Bulla) Hey, hot stuff! Looking good!
BBulla
Thanks! It's a new outfit!
T2Teenager 2
How 'bout you and your outfit dump that geezer and ride with us? (Vegeta crashes his car into the teenagers' car)
T1Teenager 1
What was that?! What's your problem?!
T2Teenager 2
(same time as Teenager 1) What was that?! What's your problem?! (Vegeta leans over and yanks out their steering wheel. The teenagers get shocked and scream as they crash out of the highway and into the sea)
BBulla
Sorry fellas! My dad's got a bit of the temper and he can get kind of grumpy when he has to take me shopping. But he knew you were kidding about the geezer comment!
(to himself) Teenagers...
Poor Tuffle. Running into vengeance without a day of training under your belt.
(in Gohan's body) The training I present here is Gohan's. It should be sufficient.
Enough games. You're nothing but a loser like your ancestors. King Vegeta threw your people out for one reason...because they were unworthy.
(in Gohan's body) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your monkey brain really doesn't understand. Our fight is not a question of what you think. It's a simple matter of the math. You're outnumbered Vegeta.
Just because you're inside a Saiyan body doesn't mean I'm outnumbered.
Ha! But that means to kill one you must kill the other. What a predicament. If you raise your power high enough to rid the world of evil, you kill your Saiyan friend's son.
And what makes you think I have a problem with that?
(in Vegeta's body) This is destiny. This is the revenge the Tuffles have sought from the Saiyan's for so long. My ancestral home planet was actually a peaceful and wealthy society with a highly developed scientific community. It was you barbaric evil Saiyans who destroyed it, burning through our planet's resources like they were dry wheat.
So you were kicked off your own planet by the Saiyans!
The unrevived killer instinct of the Saiyans rose to a deafening pitch as the Tuffles were slain all over their planet like instincts. And the being responsible for this genocide was none other than your father, King Vegeta, who in his greatest moment of arrogance, renamed the planet after himself. Having been pushed out of society, we took what remaining scientific knowledge we had and used it to create a genetically superior parasitic organism. Then, our king Tuffle combined his own DNA with the genes of the parasites and scattered his creation across the vast reaches of space. And now, some of us have made it back to exact our revenge.
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