Doug and Patti in “Doug's Bum Rap / Doug and Patti Sittin' in a Tree”

Listen, was tonight supposed to be a...whatever?

Patti

I don't know. Are you saying it was a...you know?

No, I don't think it was necessarily a...whatever. Unless you think it was a...you know.

Patti

Me neither.

I can't believe everyone thought it was.