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Doogie Howser, M.D. · Season 1

Doogie Howser, M.D. Season 1 quotes

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S1 E21Whose Mid-Life Crisis Is It Anyway?

What you doin'?

Oh, I'm throwing all these old medical journals out.

Why?

Well, I've memorized most of them.

I got my favorite educational journal memorized too.

Which one?

Playboy. It's like weird. I've all kinds of trouble in history class but I can tell you that Miss July 1987's favorite pastimes are snow skiing, riding horses and baking. Is there some kind of medical term for what I got?

I think you'd be diagnosed as a horndog.

S1 E22Vinnie's Blind Date

March 24, 1990... Vinnie's been about 5'3 for over two years....but this week I actually watched him grow.

S1 E23And the Winner Is...

April 14, 1990... It's a hollow victory that comes at someone else's experience... I wish I'd understood that a week ago.

S1 E24Breaking Up Is Hard to Doogie

April 28, 1990... Wanda and I broke up tonight. If I don't love her anymore, why do I feel so sad?

S1 E25The Grass Ain't Always Greener

May 1, 1990... I could've made love tonight... but I didn't. Now I know why... I love someone else.

S1 E26Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Grand

June 11, 1990... Why am I busting my butt as a doctor while Wanda is strolling down the Champs Elysees? Maybe if I knew a little less, I'd have time to live a little more. Even when you're a genius, life's a mystery.

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