[Chloe and June are attending the tenants' meeting]
Chloe
[walks up to the new family and talks to their son] Hi there, I'm Chloe. I live in apartment 23. How old are you? 16? 17?
Anthony
17 and a half.
Chloe
Okay, well, um, according to Megan's Law, I'm required to tell all families with a minor that I live within a 500-foot radius and I'm a registered sex offender.
[June and the other tenants gasp in shock]
Anthony
[standing up hurriedly] 'Sup? I'm Tony P., but my friends call me Nut-Nut.
Anthony's mother
Anthony, no!
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