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S24 E4

Doctor Who · Season 24, Episode 4

Announcer, Mel and others in “Dragonfire”

[after Ace takes drinks to a woman and her daughter, she unpins her bun to release a pony tail]

AAnnouncer

Would the emergency services please report to the docking bay to deal with an icing up. Thank you.

It's all your fault.

How'd you work that out?

You were encouraging them. "Oh, ace! Oh, brill!"

WWoman

You girl. [Ace looks behind her] Yes, you, girl. Come here.

What do you want?

WWoman

This milkshake isn't adequately shaken.

That's how they come, missus.

WWoman

It's got lumps in it.

It's supposed to have lumps in it. That's the ice cream.

WWoman

But we don't want lumps. Shake it some more.

Shake it yourself.

WWoman

[offended] I beg your pardon?

You heard.

WWoman

I've never been so insulted...

Bet you've never had a milkshake tipped over your head, neither.

[Ace is as good as her word. the woman squeals as the milkshake is tipped onto her and Anderson the bar manager rushes to her]

AAnderson

I'm awfully sorry, Madam. [turns to Ace] That does it, you're fired!

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

AAnderson

Get out! I've had enough of you!

I promise, it will never happen again!

AAnderson

Get out! You two, out!

Me?

AAnderson

Both of you, out!

All right, I'm going!

AAnderson

You're troublemakers! Hooligans! [turns back to the woman] I do apologise for my staff. I do assure you, those milk shakes don't stain.

[Ace's last act is to tip a milkshake over Anderson's head, too]

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