Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand. So here's what you do. You forget the thousand, and you concentrate on the one.
“The Magician's Apprentice”
In this episode: Twelfth Doctor (5), Davros (3), Clara Oswald (1), Dalek (1), Missy (1), Dalek Supreme (1)
[The Doctor enters on top of a tank, playing the Doctor Who theme on guitar.]
BBors
Dude! What is that?!
You said you wanted an axe fight. Oh, come on. In a few hundred years, that'll be really funny. It's a slow burner.
BBors
A musical instrument is not an axe.
Yes, and a daffodil is not a broadsword, but I still won the last round! [The crowd cheers] What do you think of my tank? Don't worry, it isn't loaded.
BBors
I don't like it.
No, neither do I. I bought it for my fish.
BBors
Your fish?
I may have ordered online! Oh, come on. Fish? Tank? Honestly, this stuff will be hilarious in a very few hundred years. Do please stick around.
Skaro! You've brought me to Skaro.
Where does an old man go to die, but with his children?
The TARDIS will not be entered. The TARDIS will be destroyed.
Yeah? Well, good luck, because she's indestructible
Did the Doctor tell you that? Because you should never believe a man about a vehicle.
[Clara is surrounded by Daleks]
See how they play with her. See how they toy. They want her to run. They need her to run. Do you feel their need, Doctor? Their blood is screaming, "kill, kill, kill"! Hunter and prey, held in the ecstasy of crisis. Is this not life at its purest? [Clara runs]
Exterminate! Exterminate! [the Daleks fire, Clara screams and vanishes as the death rays hit her]
Why have I ever let you live?
Compassion, Doctor. It has always been your greatest indulgence. Let this be my final victory. Let me hear you say it, just once. Compassion is wrong.
Are you going to save me?
I'm going to save my friend, the only way I can! Exterminate!
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