“Last Christmas” quotes from Doctor Who

Do you know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?

What?

They're both ridiculous.

[to Shona] You missed a killer question.

Sorry, what?

[to Santa] How'd you get all the presents in the sleigh?

Bigger on the inside.

There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!

You are deep inside this dream, alright. And it is a shared mental state so it is drawing power from the multi-consciousness gestalt which has now formed telepathically—

No! No, no, no! Line in the sand! Santa Claus does not do the scientific explanation!

Oh. As the Doctor might say, "Aw, it's all a bit dreamy-weamy."

Why don't you just go and make a naughty list.

I have, mate, and you're on it.

Don't give me that look. You're supposed to be all warm and friendly and cheerful.

Oh yeah, look at your great bedside manner.

Don't be so hostile!

Doctor, behave.

You know what I hate about the obvious?

What?

Missing it!