[The Doctor enters on top of a tank, playing the Doctor Who theme on guitar.]
Dude! What is that?!
You said you wanted an axe fight. Oh, come on. In a few hundred years, that'll be really funny. It's a slow burner.
A musical instrument is not an axe.
Yes, and a daffodil is not a broadsword, but I still won the last round! [The crowd cheers] What do you think of my tank? Don't worry, it isn't loaded.
I don't like it.
No, neither do I. I bought it for my fish.
Your fish?
I may have ordered online! Oh, come on. Fish? Tank? Honestly, this stuff will be hilarious in a very few hundred years. Do please stick around.
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