Perhaps we've landed in a world of mad men!
They're human beings, if that's what you mean. Indulging their favorite pastime of trying to destroy each other.
“The Enemy of the World” · Season 5, Episode 4
In this episode: Second Doctor (4), Jamie McCrimmon (3), Victoria (1)
AAstrid
I suggested that we meet under a disused jetty by the river.
Disused Yeti?
People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!
GGriffin
I can't see anything.
Over there, by the trees. Hey, he's armed, too. Get down. Look, I'm going out there, you stay down here. When the rest of the guards come, send them out after me.
GGriffin
Yes, all right. [Jamie goes into the garden] This is just about the end of a perfect day. [A shot rings out] Hey, I know the food's bad, but you don't have to go that far! [More shots, and Griffin hides under the kitchen table] All right, have it your own way! Why did I ever leave Wollamaloo?
You must have been a nasty little boy.
BBenik
Oh, I was. But I had a very enjoyable childhood.
[Astrid hides among rocks as the guard runs across the field]
SSwann
[faint] Help! Somebody help me! [Astrid finds the tunnel entrance] Help! [A short way in, Astrid finds Swann on the floor, with a bad cut on the back of his forehead] Help. Somebody help me.
AAstrid
Who did this to you?
SSwann
A man named Salamander.
AAstrid
Salamander?
SSwann
Down there.
AAstrid
Down there?
[The 'Doctor' gestures at the controls]
Me Doctor? But you said we were never to touch the controls.
Quite right, Jamie! Welcome to the TARDIS.
[The real Doctor enters]
SSalamander
Thank you. You're doing so well impersonating me, I thought I might return the compliment.
... And Giles Kent?
SSalamander
...unfortunately, didn't survive the explosion.
We're going to put you outside Salamander. No friends. No safety. Nothing. You'll run, but they'll catch up with you.
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