The Captain quotes from Doctor Who

Take care, Doctor! Your manner only appeals to the homicidal side of my nature!

A plank!?

The theory is very simple. You walk along it. At the end you fall off. Drop 1000 feet. Dead.

You can't be serious!

Captain, sir.

Speak, Mr. Fibuli.

The Psychic Interference Transmitter, sir; There seems to be something counter-jamming it.

What!? We Dematerialize in three minutes! [into a loudspeaker] ALL GUARDS ON ALERT! SOMEONE IS USING A COUNTER-JAMMING FREQUENCY PROJECTOR! FIND IT AND DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY!!!

Captain, do you suppose any of the guards know what a "Counter-Jamming Frequency Projector" looks like?

[into the loudspeaker] DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!

[as he takes in the TARDIS interior] Is this madness? Am I going mad?

Madness? Well, you're an officer from World War One at the South Pole being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good.

World War One?

Judging by the uniform, yes.

Yes, but what do you mean... "One"?

[realizing] Oh, sorry. Spoilers.