“Deep Breath” quotes from Doctor Who

[to Strax] Come on, Clara, you know that I speak Dinosaur.

He's not Clara. I'm Clara!

Well, you're very similar heights. Maybe you should wear labels.

Who invented this room?!

Doctor, please, you have to lie down.

It doesn't make sense. Look, it's only got a bed in it. Why is there only a bed in it?

Because it's a bedroom. It's for sleeping in.

Okay, what do you do when you're awake?

You leave the room.

So you've got a whole room for not being awake in? But what's the point? You're just missing the room.

I don't like it.

What?

Your face!

Well, I don't like it either! It's all right up to the eyebrows, then it just goes haywire! Look at the eyebrows. These are attack eyebrows. You can take bottle tops off with these!

They are mighty eyebrows, indeed, sir.

They're cross! They're crosser than the rest of my face. They're independently cross! They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows! Oh, that's Scots… I am Scottish. Haven't I? I've gone Scottish?

Yes, you are. You are definitely Scots, sir. I… I hear it in your voice.

Oh, no, that's good. [he practices the 'oh' sound] It's good I'm Scottish. I'm Scottish. I am Scottish. I can complain about things, I can really complain about things.

*coughs*

What's wrong?

I don't know. Maybe the smell?

I know. It's everywhere.

Where did you get that coat?

Er, ahem, I bought it.

From where?

Er, a shop

No.

Might have been a tramp.

You don't have any money.

Er, I had a watch.

No. That watch was beautiful.

[Wistfully] It was my favourite.

You swapped your favourite watch for that coat. That's maybe not a good deal.

Well, I was in a hurry. There was a terrible smell.

This is your power source. And feeble though it is, I can use it to blow this whole room if I see one thing that I don't like. And that includes karaoke and mimes, so take no chances.

I'm the Doctor. I've lived for over two thousand years, and not all of them were good. I've made many mistakes, and it's about time I did something about that. Clara, I'm not your boyfriend.

I never thought you were.

I never said it was your mistake.

[to Clara] You can't see me, can you? You… you look at me and you can't see me. Do you have any idea what that's like? I'm not on the phone, I'm right here. Standing in front of you. Please, just… Just see me.