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Romana II quotes from Doctor Who

Played by Lalla Ward · 25 quotes · page 2 of 2

Romana II

Played by Lalla Ward

Doctor Who · 1,966 quotes

In 25 of the 1,966 quotes from Doctor Who
Most scenes with: Fourth Doctor (19), Duggan (2), Soldeed (2)

Scenes with Romana II 22

Have a go at this Davros: All elephants are pink, Nellie is an elephant, therefore Nellie is pink. Logical?

Perfectly.

You know what a human would say to that?

TTyssan

Elephants aren't pink.

Humans don't understand logic.

Romana II

They are not slaves to it, like the Daleks and the Movelans.

[Having fled the Louvre, Romana and Duggan have returned to the Cafe, Duggan entering by breaking a pane of glass in the door.]

Thought these places were meant to be open all night.

Romana II

You should go into partnership with a glazier. You'd have a truly symbiotic working relationship.

...What?

Romana II

I'm just pointing out that you break a lot of glass.

You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. [smashes the neck off a bottle of wine]

Romana II

If you wanted an omlette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames, and an unconscious chef.

[The TARDIS has materialized 400,000,000 years in Earth's past]

Where are we?

This... a-hm... will be... the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

We're standing on land!

Romana II

He's out of his depth.

Romana II

So Erato came here to offer you metal in exchange for chlorophyll. Of course!

Right. But who was the first person he met?

OOrganon

The person who held the monopoly of metal.

Right! And did she put the welfare of her struggling people above her own petty power? No... she tipped the ambassador into a pit and threw astrologers at him!

Romana II

Don't you think that's a bit dangerous?

No I don't. What could possibly go—

[The TARDIS jolts suddenly causing the Doctor to fall over]

—wrong. You know, I've simply got to stop saying that! Every single time I say "What could possibly go wrong" something goes—

[The TARDIS jolts again, knocking them both over]

It's uncanny! Isn't it?

Here, take this you might need it. [passes Romana his sonic screwdriver]

Romana II

No thank you. I've made my own.

Oh really? [takes Romana's sonic screwdriver] Really? You made this? Not bad, a bit basic though. Thank you! [passes Romana his sonic screwdriver] Now... [puts Romana's sonic screwdriver in his pocket]

Romana II

Uh, Doctor? [Taps the doctor's shoulder with his sonic screwdriver]

Yes?

[Romana passes the Doctor his sonic screwdriver back]

[Slightly annoyed he was caught swapping the screwdrivers] Oh, ha ha, so sorry.

You! You meddlesome hussy! Do not touch the sacrifices!

Romana II

It's all over, Soldeed, you're finished.

No! The Nimon will fulfill his great promise, the Nimon be praised!

Romana II

The Nimon be praised? How many Nimons have you seen today?

Do not blaspheme the Nimon!

Romana II

How many?

Skonnoth will-

Romana II

How many Nimons?

Threeeee! I have seen three!

Romana II

Well I've just seen a whole lot more rampaging down the corridor. Face it Soldeed, you're being invaded!

[clutching his face] My dreams of conquest!! You have brought this calamity upon me!

Romana II

You've brought it on yourself!

You will die for your interference!

[Soldeed pulls lever]

Romana II

Stop him!

[Seth shoots him]

You fool! You are all doomed!! Doomed!!

[The Doctor goes to rescue Biroc's Race]

If I'm not back in thirteen and a half minutes, dematerialize.

Without you?!

Romana II

I am not letting you go out there alone!

That's an order. It's time you started accepting orders.

Romana II

It's long past time but how are you going to find it?

With my eyes

Romana II

Adric and I have seen it

Right. Come on then.

I'm coming too

Romana II

You are not, it's long past time you obeyed order. Now stay here, and if we're not back in thirteen and a half minutes, I want you to dematerialize. Is that understood?

I like that. You're improving.

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