(Earlier in the day, Martin caught Auntie Joan and Edward making love in her kitchen. He left quickly, in disgust and embarrassment. Now Joan has come to see Martin)
If you have a problem with my relationship, let's talk about it.
Sex on the kitchen table with a man fifty years your junior does not qualify as a real relationship.
I'm going to continue to see Edward. It won't last forever and it certainly isn't true love, but it's what I want. So get used to it!
(She storms off)
(Shouting after her) Osteoporosis and sexual intercourse on kitchen tables don't mix!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Doc Martin quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Doc Martin pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.