(Elaine has taken down a garbled phone message about a boy with a dangerously high temperature)
So there's a sick child *somewhere*, but you didn't get the telephone number, let alone the boy's name? oh well I suppose we could always get his name from the obituary couldn't we.
Right... well... look...
No. You look, Elaine. For a new job.
What? Just because...
Because you are the most incompetent person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter and that incompetence may very well end up costing someone their life. You're fired.
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