“Dan Joyce” quotes from Dirty Sanchez

(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "When we get to Greece, think of it as your honeymoon!"

"I've just eaten a fucking man! For fucks sake..."

(After Dainton commenting on Dan fisting a dead cow) "Aw, that was a bit of love!"

I'm not putting my head in another man's bum!

"Phi Phi, fuck me, this place is a fucking wank...ville"

"The rich...now they're a bunch of funny fuckers!"

"It's not natural to run is it? The only time you should run is if you're on fire"

"I quite like this healthy lifestyle now" (Throws up)

(After giving a make-over to a girl in a beauty salon) "Oh look, i've created a monster!"