(After hitting Dainton with a fishing line) "This was made to pick up 500 pounds worth of fish, and it snapped on PlumBum's arse!"
“Mathew Pryderi Pritchard”
"Vultures are called vultures because they're vultures. What the fuck am I saying?"
(Hitting Pancho with a rolling pin) "Your hand is my pastry, look away!"
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