Earl, B.P. Richfield and others in “Unfinished Business”

Earl

Mr. Richfield?

B.P. Richfield

What?!

Earl

There's someone I'd like you to meet.

B.P. Richfield

[looks out the window of his trailer and sees Monica] Well, you brought me a female, eh, Sinclair?

Earl

Well, I, uh...

That's mighty nice, but I already got a wife. Nice gesture, though.

Earl

Oh, thank you, but, she's here for the... [very quickly] tree-pusher job.

B.P. Richfield

[jumps in shock] WHAT?! A FEMALE TREE-PUSHER?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! IT'S LUDICROUS!! YOU'RE A LAUGHINGSTOCK!!

Earl

Just as I predicted! So, should I tell her to go away?

B.P. Richfield

It's too late now. We're an equal opportunity employer. We got strict guidelines about this sort of thing. We can't just send her away. [looks into manual] Let's see. Ah, here it is. "Interviewing a female obligate: smile a lot, compliment her handbag, then send her away."

Earl

Well, she can't ask for more than that.