As you can see, I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom into three categories: "Animal, vegetable, rocks."
Well, what about fire?
Vegetable.
What about water?
Water is the opposite of fire, which we have previously established as a vegetable. What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit. So water is a fruit. Fruit is not a vegetable, so it has to be either an animal or a rock. We know it's not an animal. Therefore, fruit is a rock.
Daddy, I asked you about water.
Could we hold all questions until the end of the lecture, please?
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