Vibrating chair store owner [speaking in a shaky voice]: Would you like to try a vibrating chair?
Get out of my way, you pervert.
[Dogbert causes all the chairs in the store to vibrate wildly]
Vibrating chair store owner [shaky voice]: Will you be sitting down in any of these?
No, I'm gonna run for it and you might wanna do the same.
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