Dinner will be served in an hour, Miss Waters. I hope this will hold you 'til then, I...(shrieks)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's the matter with you woman, you're crazy!
Arnold what are you doing? Come down here!
Yes sir.
Willis, are you in on this?
Before I tell you, can I call my attorney?
Oh, why did you boys do that? You scared me half to death!
It didn't do nothin' to my sandwich either!
What in the world has gotten into you, that was a terrible thing to do!
Mr. Drummond, we weren't tryin' to scare Mrs. Garrett, we wanted to scare Cousin Myrtle!
Why?
So, she'd jump off the chair and through the ceilin'!
We think Cousin Myrtle is faking about her neck, and we don't want any guys of you rippin' you off!
Well, I am shocked with your behavior! You could have hurt Mrs. Garrett! Now, I want you both to apologize to her! Go on, I mean it!
We apologize Mrs. Garrett.
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