Philip quotes from Diff'rent Strokes

(meeting the boys for the first time) Welcome, Gentlemen!

Of course.

Arnold, you don't really wanna leave, do you?

(punishing Arnold) Arnold, I'm afraid there's just one solution. This calls for a spanking.

So long, family, I'm off to play tennis!

What happened to the clock?

Arnold what are you doing? Come down here!

Willis, are you in on this?

What in the world has gotten into you, that was a terrible thing to do!

Why?

Well, I am shocked with your behavior! You could have hurt Mrs. Garrett! Now, I want you both to apologize to her! Go on, I mean it!

Well, I can protect myself! I oughta ground you two for a whole month! No television, no stereo, no movies!

Uh-oh! Your teacher says, until your grades improve, you're off the basketball team!

But the only way you're gonna get back on the team is to get your grades up.

Listen gang uh... Say, that's a nice bathing suit you're almost wearing!