Arnold Jackson quotes from Diff'rent Strokes

Arnold

How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown 2 minutes and already we're gentlemen.

Arnold

Willis, why do we have to go back to Harlem? Why can't we stay here?

Arnold

Yeah, and I wanna miss Harlem for the rest of my natural life.

Arnold

No, but I gotta, without me, Willis is nothin'!

Arnold

A spanking? There ain't enough of me to spank.

Arnold

(finishing his donut) Mrs. Garrett, can I have a donut?

Arnold

How come I had a donut, that thing was 10% donut and 90% hole.

Arnold

Hey, Willis, let's go out in the schoolyard and shoot some baskets!

Arnold

Come on! Hey Willis?

Arnold

I tried, but I got a short reacher.

Arnold

No, we're fine, but it ain't the clock's finest hour.

Arnold

No, I did.

Arnold

Hey, Willis. Wanna play some basketball?

Arnold

What's that supposed to be?

Arnold

Dancin'? All you're doing are wigglin' your behinds!