How come I had a donut, that thing was 10% donut and 90% hole.
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Hey, Willis, let's go out in the schoolyard and shoot some baskets!
Arnold, I said, let me be!
Come on! Hey Willis?
What? (basketball comes to him) Arnold, I don't wanna play basketball, here! (knocking over the clock) Now you done it, you, dumbhead! Why didn't you reach out and grab the ball?
I tried, but I got a short reacher.
What was that?
What was the crack?
Anybody hurt?
No, we're fine, but it ain't the clock's finest hour.
Oh, good lord! You know you're not supposed to play basketball in the living room!
Boy, Mr. D's gonna give it to us!
When Mr. Drummond finds out, you're gonna be the Spank-E!
So long, family, I'm off to play tennis!
What happened to the clock?
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