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Dexter Season 2 quotes

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S2 E1It's Alive!

I forgot that I had promised to sub for another bowling team.

Why do you look so happy about it?

...I like bowling, what can I say? Look will you take Rita out for me? She hired a babysitter and everything.

No way, I need to work out.

Actually, you need to stop working out. It's getting unhealthy. You should go out for some hard liquor instead.

[starts running] Sorry bro.

Deb, please! When do I ever ask you for anything?

[stops running] You bung hole. Why did you have to put it that way?

She's expecting you in half an hour. You're a life saver!

S2 E2Waiting to Exhale

I'm drifting. I finally get a chance to kill and I can't do it. I get a second chance and he gets away. And now all my secrets are floating to the surface. Where is the orderly controlled effective Dexter? Where did I lose him? How do I find him again? I'm drifting. But not to sleep.

Eight confirmed.

Eight confirmed? Here?

No. Here is just one.

We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.

The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?

That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?

Well, it's a little ... lurid.

Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.

Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.

[About a dead body]

First she's a messenger –

Now she's a god damn message.

[Dexter stares at the dead body]

Why don't you take a picture, Morgan? It'll last longer.

What would I do without you, Sergeant?

I have to focus. Tune everything out. If I don't, being linked to my beautiful bodies of work will be the least of my worries.

[Dexter was about to hit Doakes with a torch]

Go ahead. Try it. I've been waiting.

This neighbourhood? [shines the torch on himself] It's full of crazies. I'd lock my doors.

Bathroom's all yours.

Eh. Kind of always was.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

[on the phone] No, no. Calm is what I was thirty minutes ago. Pissed is what I am now.

Any idea who the FBI's sending?

Some guy named Lundy.

Frank Lundy? He's a rock star. The Green River Killer; the DC Sniper; the case was impossible – he broke it.

Now, James, you should do whatever you can to get on Lundy's task force. It's a career maker.

Hey. Just visualise that door of opportunity just opening up wide for you, and just ... walk right through it.

Angel, you keep up with this woo-woo shit, I'ma walk right through you.

Little Chino,shit. He is officially the highest point in all of Florida.

Red rover, red rover, send Chino back over.

I bet you this guy never expected his work to see the light of day.

I bet you're right.

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