We stopped off at this bar and I got bitchy with one of the waitresses. Who cares,right? I mean, who cares? It's a bar, and we all do it, right?
Right.
So he tells me to watch my mouth, and I'm like, whoa, get a load of Mr. Two Strikes tryin' to tell me how to act in public. And then he called me a whore- We done.
Ok, whoa, whoa. Take a deep breath. You don't break up with a guy because in a weak moment he call you a whore.
And then on the way out, he threatened to hit me.
Ok, but he didn't, and until he...
Oh, jeez, Lynette. Whose side are you on?
I'm on the side of love. You guys seem like such a perfect couple.
[crying] I know.
I just.... You don't wanna throw that all away cause of a little fight with no hitting.
No. It's over.
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