[Parker is coloring]
Sweetie, could you put the crayons down for a second, we need to talk. I talked to your teacher today and she told me about the cookie deal you made with Cindy Lou.
Oh, are you mad?
[laughs uncomfortably] No, not exactly, I'm trying to understand why you did that.
[Innocently] Tommy Keenan told me babies come from down there, that doesn't sound right to me.
Well, actually he's kinda right, he's got the concept down.
[Innocently confused] That's weird! How does a baby get in there?
Daddy will be home from his business trip in a few days, why don't you wait for him?
OK. Or I can ask Tommy's brother. He's fourteen and he knows everything!
[Parker looks skeptical as Lynette draws a picture]
... And then the mommy and the daddy because they love each other so much, they hug real tight, and a seed is magically implanted and nine months later a baby is born.
What kind of seed?
Oh, that's not important.
I don't believe you!
Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or Santa's not gonna bring you anything for Christmas.
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