Ferrara, Tom Scavo and others in “Silly People”

So, the pig actually eats the bacon?

Tom Scavo

Uh, huh, yeah.

I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme.

Lynette Scavo

Well, Tom, why don't you pitch him the other idea you came up with last night. You know the one where people love bacon so much they want to keep it a secret.

What like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?

Tom Scavo

More like my college fraternity, where, you know, everybody wanted in, but we only took the coolest guys.

You were Greek?

Tom Scavo

Alpha Tau Omega.

I was Phi Kap.

Tom Scavo

You?

And I don't remember you having to be that cool to pledge ATO.

Tom Scavo

Look, if I had a nickel for every Phi Kap that I tied to a freeway sign.

Scavo, if you were my pledge, I would've made you my bitch.