Susan and Mike in “The Ladies who Lunch”

Susan

You lied to me.

Mike

When? When did I lie to you?

Susan

The police showed me your rap sheet. You killed a man.

Mike

You can't believe I'm some cold-blood killer.

Susan

No, of course I don't believe that, but I also didn't believe that Karl was going to cheat on me, and I didn't believe that Mary Alice was gonna kill herself. I mean, let's face it, Mike. Blind faith is not my friend.

Mike

I was gonna tell you. There just wasn't a right moment.

Susan

See? Now that's a lie, too, because there were plenty of right moments.

Mike

Susan...

Susan

Every time we went out for pizza, you could have said, 'oh, by the way, I once killed a man.' Or when you said, 'hey, let's go jogging', you could have said, 'well, by the way, I once killed a man.' Every time we went to the movies and the hero shot the bad guy, you could have turned to me and said, "oh, by the way, I did that once" You didn't.