[Suzanne and Mary Jo cruise the grocery store:]
Well, all this stuff's got to go. And may I remind you, Mary Jo, we are not lookin' for men. I'm helping you.
Now Suzanne, I need this stuff.
Mary Jo, men do not come up and talk to a woman who is wheelin' around a 25 pound sack of dog food and a big box of Kotex. I mean, you might as well just top it off with that giant bottle of Milk of Magnesia. What we need to get ya are some seductive groceries, okay? Like a little pate, some chilled wine, flowers.
Hey, why don't we just go all the way and fill up the baby seat with beer and contraceptives.
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